by The Rat
DESPERATE BOY KING TELLS AL SHARPTON REPUBLICANS ARE ‘SHORT-SIGHTED’
Come January 20, 2013, the Rat will be beside himself with grief: President Barack Hussein Obama will be no more. The abundance of material Captain Teleprompter provides this semi-humorous blogger on a daily basis is irreplaceable. Who will the Rat write about with such fun and amusement? Pelosi? Yeah, I know she’s crazy but she’s not the Boy King- no one is. Harry Reid? Chuck Schumer?Damn.
Nobody will be able to fill His Lordship’s royal shoes. This will be a sad predicament for the Rat indeed.
The Boy King, like any good liberal worth his weight in hypocrisy, will do ANYTHING he believes will help him cling to power. In today’s episode of “What did he do now?”, we find his royal highness playing the Jesus card against the Republicans – with none other than race-baiter extraordinaire, the most-reverend Al Sharpton.
Yep, our deeply “religious” president recently told the rev that his “religious faith” reminds him that “hope springs eternal” – as he suffers the trials and tribulations brought on by the “short-sighted” intransigence of the evil Republicans. (Incidentally, no one I know with a deep faith in God describes his or her faith as “religious faith.” In fact, most Christians avoid the term “religious” altogether – as it relates to describing believers.)
Sharpton: “How do you respond to their [the Super Committee] announcing that they can’t reach a deal, and where do we go from here?
Boy King: Look, there’s no doubt that I’m disappointed that not just Congress generally, but the Republicans in particular, are not willing to put serious revenue on the table as part of a balanced plan; so the position they’re taking is short-sighted. Uh, but, uh, you know, I, uh, it, it, it must be my, uh, religious faith, reverend, cause, uh, hope springs eternal and I continue to believe that at some point common sense will prevail and we’ll be able to work something out.
What a crock of crap.
Have you ever noticed how the Great Orator stammers and stutters when he’s lying? (Not to mention whenever he’s teleprompter-deprived.) It’s as if what he’s about to say is so loathsome that although he needs to say it to patronize whomever hes’ lying to, he has a nearly impossible time getting it out. (and that he knows a majority of Americans know it’s a crock as well.)
Captain Class Warfare also trotted out the same old divisive political lie:
“Republicans “just want to cut” – you cut education, you cut science, you cut Medicare; you put more of a burden on the people who can least afford it.
Alternatively you make some prudent cuts – some selective cuts; you ask people like you and me who can afford to pay a little bit more in our taxes. You get rid of the Bush tax cuts, you make sure the millionaires and billionaires are paying their fair share.”
Unbelievable, isn’t he? This Russian newscaster sums it up rather incisively:
While the Republic will surely be saved after the Boy King returns to Chicago and the Democrats lose control of the Senate, a tearful Rat will be just a tad bit sorry to see the him go- for we shall not see the likes of him in our lifetime again. Thank God.
Still amused that our God-fearing president felt a need to identify his “deep faith” as “religious.” Too funny.