by The Rat
NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR GOES NUCLEAR ON THE ‘BYSTANDER IN THE OVAL OFFICE’
The Rat is in quite the political pickle this morning, folks. Last week, he was beside himself with amusement after Chrissy “Thrill-up-my-leg” Matthews broke up with the Boy King – calling him disengaged and ineffectual – even claiming that the royal couple hates their castle. Now, America’s Governor has laid out el presidente for all the world to see. The pickle? The Rat is having a helluva a time figuring out which of these beat-downs provided the most amount of pleasure and satisfaction. Decisions, decisions.
“I was angry this weekend, listening to the spin coming out of the administration about the failure of the “super committee,” and that the president knew it was doomed for failure, so he didn’t get involved. Well then what the hell are we paying you for?”, Christie said during a press conference in Camden, NJ. “It’s doomed for failure so I’m not getting involved? Well, what have YOU been doing, exactly?” YOU GO, GOV!
Of course logic would dictate that the Matthews thrashing of his lord and savior (lower-case “l” and “s” intended) should provide the most amount of satisfaction for several reasons: The poster-boy of left-wing sock puppets from the gold standard of left-wing networks had the audacity to stray off the loony liberal plantation long enough to skewer Lord Obama. It doesn’t get any better than that in terms of “Embarrassing Moments in Sock Puppet History.”
On the other hand, Chris Christie’s in-your-face, tell-it-like-it-is style is an awesome thing of beauty in and of itself. But when the governor of New Jersey’s ‘s ire is directed squarely at the Boy King? It doesn’t get any better than that, either.
So, what’s a perplexed (although joyful, just the same) Rat to do? Perhaps the best answer is “just sit back and enjoy the show.” After all, the election is nearly a year away; Lord knows, (the real one), there will be many more enjoyable castigations of the pretender-to-the-throne before it’s over, huh? Off to make some popcorn.
Then of course, there’s that vision of the Boy King climbing into the ring with Newt. Damn.