THE ‘PEOPLE’S CAMPAIGN': ‘OBAMA, CLOONEY AND YOU’ – ONLY $3 A CHANCE!
Nothing quite says “I’m a 99 percenter” like dinner with Barack “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth” Obama and George Hollywood Heavyweight Clooney, huh? Good to see that the O-man’s hangin’ out with the common folk. It doesn’t get any better than a Democrat president and a member of the Hollywood elite slobbering all over each other as members of a two-man mutual-admiration society. And just think – for only $3 – you could join them!
“Obama, Clooney and You” is next up on the schedule as part of Team Obama’s “Dinner with Barack” series, (I just threw up in my mouth), which gives common folk like you and me a chance to rub elbows with the rich and famous – for only 3 bucks a shot. How funny would it be if an arch-conservative won, showed up at the Clooney estate and engaged these guys in a mental gymnastics match? Said winner would be out on the street quicker than you can say “Hope and Change.”
FOO (Fans of O, reminiscent of FOB – Friends of Bill) are invited to enter the contest and donate as little as $3 dollars on a webpage entitled “Obama, Clooney and You”, which features pictures of the Oscar winning star and the O-man. Lucky winners will earn a seat at the table. Why George Clooney? Here’s the condescending doublespeak from Team O’s website:
“George Clooney is doing his part to help re-elect the president, but he knows that it’s grassroots supporters like you who will decide this election. That’s why he’d like to invite you to donate for a chance to be a part of this event.”
Isn’t it thoughtful how the announcement seeks to reassure the working class that the O-man knows it’s really them that matter? I often get the impression that most of O’s propaganda is purposely written at a third grade reading level.
Not to let the air out of the balloon of potential winners, but just like the rest of Obamapalooza’s star-studded events, in the event you’re lucky enough to score the winning ticket, it ain’t gonna be just you, Barack and George sitting down for an intimate meal. According to the campaign, the A-list dinner is expected to draw 150 real supporters who will be paying $40,000 each.
Look at it this way: If you’re fortunate enough to win dinner with Barack and George, you’ll be representing “grassroots supporters just like you”- little 99 percenter you! How deliciously Democrat is that? Enjoy!
Make sure to take along a pair of binoculars – just in case.