MOVE OVER KIM KARDASHIAN; THE CELEBRITY-IN-CHIEF IS COMING TO TOWN
Several months ago, as a contributor to a fellow-blogger’s column entitled “Headlines from 2020,” I added this: “Barack Obama Wins Dancing With The Stars: Teleprompter Malfunctions During Acceptance Speech.” As luck would have it, life has just imitated art.
Not to be a skeptic, BUT…
Does anyone doubt that the Regime seeks out O-friendly local reporters whenever the O-man’s out on the stump campaigning? (Which is pretty much all the time.) Case in point: Here’s embarrassing groupie Tom Wills of WJXT in Jacksonville, FL:
“Mr. President, we’ve heard you sing; we’ve seen you do stand up at the correspondents dinner. I was just wondering if you would give any thought to being on ‘American Idol’ or ‘America’s Got Talent’. You’d be a big hit Mr. President.”
At least the overly-aroused Tom didn’t drop to his knees. Anyway, even more embarrassing than was this goofy sycophant’s pathetic fawning – the O-man not only wet himself over the question, but – as is always the case – he feigned self-deprecation:
“My wife and my daughters find me embarrassing enough when I start performing. They certainly don’t want a large national audience seeing me in those kinds of situations. So I’m going to try to keep my singing to the shower most of the time.”
Uh huh. That’s why he sang Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” at the Apollo – or perhaps, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”?
Come January, the O-man – Barack Hussein Kardashian, as Rush calls him – just might have a future in Hollywood. Besides, he’s much more comfortable with that crowd than he is with the morons he exploits for votes anyway.
The pretend self-deprecation is more embarrassing than the cockiness. But – they’re one-in-the-same, aren’t they?