Latest Liberal Lunacy: Mitt is Non-Human
Move over Arnold, there’s a new Terminator in town. Granted, he may not be capable of terminating the sorts of things you terminated, but – according to Democrats – he’s capable of terminating everything from life as we know it for America’s senior citizens to the care of returning war veterans. Make no mistake, Mitt Romney is a terminator of the worst kind.
First, we had Mark Hamill, the actor who played Luke Skywalker in Star Wars, declare (as an obvious expert, given his movie role) that Mitt Romney is “not actually human.” (and why does anyone care what Mark Hamill thinks?) Ladies and gentlemen, the intellect of Mark Hamill:
“If you don’t vote for Barack Obama, you’re insane. ‘Cause without him, I think the middle class will completely disappear. And you look at Romney and I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but I think he’s like The Thing – he only imitates human behavior. He’s not actually human himself. So God bless him, I’m enjoying him running for office but – I just came out as a lifelong Democrat.”
Nooo, Mark – we would never have imagined you to be a Democrat in a million years. (or however far in future Star Wars was.)
Next up, we have New York Times columnist Charles Blow, who claims that Mitt “is not a person,” but “just a robot,” with “not even a heart.”
“This man does not have a soul. If you opened up, you know, his chest, there’s probably a gold ticking watch in there and not even a heart. This is not a person. This is just a robot who will do whatever it takes, whatever he’s told to do, to make it to the White House.”
The irony is lost, of course, on Blow’s assertion that Mitt “will do whatever it takes” to “make it to the White House.”
Think about it, Chuck; your boy has spent five years pitting one class of Americans against another, circumventing the Constitution and the U.S. Congress, shilling for Big Labor and environmentalist wackos and lying about Mitt Romney’s exemplary record in the private sector. Is it just me, or do see a wee bit of hypocrisy in your asinine comment?
Rumor has it that Batman and Robin (“Dynamic Duo,” as O’s Twitter page hysterically describes Biden and himself – aside a few ridiculous pictures) are about to tap into the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, to use as a pathetic campaign ploy against Romney because the name of the villain in the movie – Bane – just happens to rhyme with the “villain” in Romney’s past – Bain.
You can’t make this stuff up, America.
Can you spell d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e?