BREAKING: OBAMABOTS ACROSS AMERICA DEVASTATED BY NEWS
C’mon, Mishy – say it ain’t so!
In an announcement that both shocked and dismayed Obamabots across the country, Mishy O admitted the unthinkable over the weekend: “Barack” is not Spiderman. In fact, he’s not any other superhero either. Nope, it turns out that “Barack” is a mere mortal.
Yep, America, as astonishing as it sounds, Barack Hussein Obama is only human. Who knew?
Mishy was the guest of honor at yet another fundraiser at the home of a Hollywood gazillionaire – Warner Bros chief, Barry Meyer. (Ticket prices ranged from $2,500 to $25,000.) Among the guests were Chelsea Handler and Rob Reiner, just to give you a sense of the out-of-touch condescension that permeated the room. Here’s Mishy:
“I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: Barack can’t do it alone. He’s not Spiderman. He’s not a superhero; he’s a human. So, he needs your help.”
Think about it: 23 million Americans out of work, no end in site to massive deficits, an unsustainable entitlements program – and the First Lady of the United States thinks the assembled crowd wishes Spiderman were president? How messed up is that?
Anyway, imagine hiring a real superhero – Superman, let’s say – to fix the economy (or, to “slow the rise of the oceans” and “heal the planet,” as the then-assumed superhero told us he would do) and the superhero rings us up and says,”Listen, I can’t do this stuff all by myself; what do you think I am, a superhero?” Um – yeah. Oh, the humanity!
Notwithstanding the fact that Mishy felt a need to inform her soon-to-be devastated audience that her hubby is not, in fact, Spiderman; her added admission that the Regime has failed to deliver on it’s promises, and therefore must say: “Hey, we tried – but we couldn’t get it done all by our itty bitty,” is extremely satisfying.
How awesome is that? It only matters if we turn it into votes in November.