DESPERATION LEADS TO IDIOTIC NONSENSE
Big Bird. Bindergate. Romnesia. Wait – Romnesia? What the hell is that, O? What’s next, na-na na-na boo-boo? Dude – you’re the President of the United States. Do you know how desperate and ridiculous you look these days? Hell – before this is over, you’re going to make Richard Nixon talking to the presidential portraits in the White House during the final days of Watergate look normal.
Just a suggestion, O, but why don’t you call one of your old Choom Gang buds and get together and smoke some serious weed? Time for a chill pill, bro.
Hey, don’t get me wrong; using someone’s name to make up a silly little derogatory word is clever – for an elementary school student. Or, Joe Biden. Damn, dude, “Romnesia” has “Bidenesque” written all over it. Seriously. Think about it: everyone thinks he’s a moron anyway; you should’ve handed this one off to the crazy uncle, O. Yeah, I know; you were already halfway there with the Big Bird obsession and Bingergate, but trust me; this little gem made you look even more idiotic.
Moreover, even the elites of the Obama Media Group now speak openly about your “snarky,” “peevish,” “belittling” campaign, O. Check out these tweets from the weekend from Time’s Mark Halperin, The National Journal’s Ron Fournier, ABC’s Terry Moran, Politico’s Roger Simon and others:
See what I mean, O? These guys are among the cream of the crop of the OMG – and they even think you’re making an idiot out of yourself. Can you imagine what tens of millions of non-Obamabot voters think when they see you behaving like a petulant child?
Don’t get me wrong, O, I hope like hell that you not only continue to act like a spoiled brat who’s about to have his PlayStation 3 taken away, but I really hope you bust out “Romnesia” during tonight’s debate.
But just remember, O; you won’t have Candy Crowley’s skirt to hide behind this time. While we all know Bob Schieffer’s a quintessential liberal, you’re gonna have two things working against you if you think he’ll protect you as blatantly as did Crowley. First, being an old-school journalist, as much as Schieffer would love to sit you on his lap tonight and protect you from big, bad Mitt Romney, he will be more interested in protecting what he views as his “integrity” than he will be in openly shilling for you. Second, he will be mindful of the beating Crowley took – even from many liberals – after serving as your loyal wingman last week. Ain’t gonna happen, dude.
Now that I think about it, O, if Mitt gets you in a real tough spot tonight – which I’m confident he will – maybe that whole na-na na-na boo-boo thing wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.